Back in the day, when I would meet someone for the first time, they would say, "Corvette? Like little red corvette?" And I would think to myself, "Fuck you. No, not like little red corvette." Well that hasn't happened in a long while. I don't meet a ton of new people, but I bet it happens again. Soon. And I bet my internal response will be exactly the same. But no hard feelings Prince, really, you did no wrong. RIP.